Ghostbusters (1984) Quotes

Who Ya Gonna Call?


No Dana, Only Zuul

Zuul Takes Over

Dr. Peter Venkman: "What I'd really like to do is talk to Dana. Dana? It's Peter."

Dana Barrett: "There is no Dana, there is only Zuul."

Dr. Peter Venkman: "Oh, Zuulie, you nut, now c'mon. Just relax, c'mon. I want to talk to Dana. Dana, Dana. Can I talk to Dana?"

Dana Barrett: (in an inhuman demonic voice) "There is no Dana, only Zuul!"

Dr. Peter Venkman: "What a lovely singing voice you must have."



Mass Hysteria

Venkman Explains

Dr. Peter Venkman: This city is headed for a disaster of biblical proportions.

Mayor: What do you mean, "biblical?"

Dr. Ray Stantz: What he means is Old Testament, Mr. Mayor, real wrath of God type stuff.

Dr. Peter Venkman: Exactly.

Dr. Ray Stantz: Fire and brimstone coming down from the skies! Rivers and seas boiling!

Dr. Egon Spengler: Forty years of darkness! Earthquakes, volcanoes...

Winston Zeddmore: The dead rising from the grave!

Dr. Peter Venkman: Human sacrifice, dogs and cats living together... mass hysteria!

Mayor: All right, all right! I get the point!



Magic Trick

Table GIF

[clearing away tables in the dining room to make room for the ghost trap]

Dr. Ray Stantz: I've gotta get this in the clear...!

Dr. Peter Venkman: Wait, wait, wait! I've always wanted to do this...

[Venkman yanks a tablecloth off of a table, overturning and shattering everything except the centerpiece in the middle]

Dr. Peter Venkman:(triumphantly) And the flowers are still standing!



I aint afraid of no ghost